i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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