i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
