I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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