we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
We have so much sex to catch up on
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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