Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
