just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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