road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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