Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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