your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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