I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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