id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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