It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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