Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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