two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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