After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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