great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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