hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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