absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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