There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
