There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Just high enough for therapy.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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