My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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