K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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