a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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