I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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