shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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