super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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