Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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