Buhtt sex?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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