I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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