question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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