Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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