hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Just cropdusted the office
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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