Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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