i already hear my dad disowning me
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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