What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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