she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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