Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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