OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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