R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I have feelings that need drinking.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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