wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
