Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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