I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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