Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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