I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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