official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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