not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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