You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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