and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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