He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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