found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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