so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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