this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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