We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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